SMTP and AICAMML Ride Again

So today was the move.  Everything was moved by just after lunch.

AICAMML wanders in around 10:30.  Stands around until the trucks are loaded.  Says to boss “I am leaving, there is really no point in my being here until everything is unpacked.” I was standing there and said “You can unpack yourself on Monday.”  Boss says “Or you can come in this afternoon after everything is moved.”  AICAMML leaves for the day.  Building Manager thanks him for all his help.  He probably thought she meant it.

SMTP comes in around 1:30 for a meeting to be held at 2.  Comes to new office looking to work.  Nothing is set up at that point.  No phones, no computers, all files in boxes.  She sniffs and says she’s going back to old building.  Then says she working from home from now on.  Good Riddance.  *Then* she says “So will everything be unpacked today?” To which I reply “I doubt it, but you could come help unpack, since you didn’t help pack.”  Once again she looks like I asked her to shoot her puppy.

By the time I left at 5, all desks were in place, all cupboards were in place and we had the beginnings of connectivity.  Monday will again be spent unpacking.  The rest of the week will be spent *finally* writing the minutes for the Board Meetings that took place last week.  I hope I remember what they talked about….

How To, Once Again, Piss Off Your Admin Team

So we spent today packing the office for the move.  Me, Reception, Projects Assistant and Building Manager did little else all day.  We kicked ass and got the entire office packed by about 3.  Including a nice long sit in the sun with company bought pizza at lunch time.

Building Manager notices that Accounts Idiot covering Accounts Manager’s Maternity Leave (hence forth known as AICAMML) doesn’t appear to be packing.  The following conversation ensues:

BM: have you packed?

AICAMML: My desk is packed.

BM: What about your cupboards?

AICAMML: I have to pack my own cupboards?

BM: Have you not been here all week? Were you not in the staff meeting last Friday? Yes, you need to pack your own cupboards.

Then I had the following conversation with one of our Senior Management Team.  Please note that the *only* member of the SMT who did not pack his own things was the CEO.  This was because a.) that’s what he pays me for and b.) he was involved in the US NI Investment Conference all day, then had to go to the dentist.  The other 3 members of the SMT packed themselves completely, except for the one will call SMTP, for Senior Management Team Princess.

Me: SMTP, do you have a lot to pack?

SMTP: There is that stack of stuff that (her predecessor) left behind.

Me: Have you looked at it since you took over?

SMTP: No.

Me: So I can bin it?

SMTP: No, it needs to be gone through, but I don’t have time today.

Me: Fine, it’ll be dumped in a box.

I go on with other packing, such as my own desk and cupboards.  SMTP reminds me *three* times that her stuff needs to be packed.  I finally said “If you’re that concerned about it, grab a crate and pack it.” She looked at me like I told her to shoot her puppy.

Finally, Events Person packs her stuff and then sits at her desk the rest of the day.  I finally said to her boss and to my boss “EP is *not* making friends today.  The rest of us are packing our asses off and she’s just sitting there.”  Her boss tells me she is doing work.  I finally say to her “Please start the kitchen.”  She does *one* cupboard and then goes and farts around.

So out of a team of 10 people, about 6 of us did the whole office.

I will get my revenge on those that didn’t help.  Don’t you worry.

And tomorrow, we move.

Dammit!!!!

I just messed up my comment moderation and marked a bunch of legitimate comments as spam!!

So, if you commented recently and now it is gone?  I messed you up.

I think it will also automatically marked all future comments under your name as Spam.  So, those of you I messed up, you might need a new nickname to comment here.

I’m so sorry!!!!

More UK versus US…

It seems odd to me that the British are considered, historically, more formal than the US, but the language isn’t necessarily so.  Elevator seems more formal to me than lift.  Escalator more so than Moving Staircase.

In the US you would probably not hear someone ask, in a shop or a restaurant, where the toilet is.  In the UK its the most common term.

I think UK slang is just more interesting than US.  Quid versus Buck.  Wanker versus Idiot.

There is slang that still gets me in trouble.  Blow someone off has a totally different meaning here.  I’ll you figure out what it is.

Fanny is not your bottom in the UK. It is a woman’s front bit. 😉  Want to get a bunch of UK natives chuckling?  Tell them you own a fanny pack.

Interestingly, a penny is a penny all over the UK and US.  In fact, I found an American penny at work one day and our accounts manager refused to believe it was also called a penny.  I had to prove it to her online.

I still call potato chips chips.  And I still call french fries french fries.  Except when I don’t!!

And in other news, the lift in our block of flats announced the third floor again as we went by.  Silly Lift.

Reading

Reading is one of my great pleasures.  Anyone who has seen the pictures of our flat will realize that my husband and I are *huge* bibliophiles.

So, what is on those shelves?

A plethora of things.  I like Mysteries, with Laurie R King being one of my favorites.  Simon likes Alternate Histories.  We both read Science Fiction.

Some of the books on our shelves are unmitigated trash.  And we know this.  Occasionally we like to read trash.  No romance novel trash, but adventure novel trash.  A big favorite is Matthew Reilly, the man of !!! and 2 sentence chapters.  And the 59th Minutes of the 11th Hour Saves.  We both enjoy him.

Some of the books on our shelves are first editions.  I have several Firsts by Robert A Heinlein, my favorite Science Fiction Author, hands down.  I have every book he ever wrote, including the ones written for him posthumously.  And I have several of them in both cheap paperback and First Edition.  If you ever come to my house, please ask before reading any of my Heinlein books, thanks.  I am trying to keep the Firsts in good condition!

We also read humour.  Simon likes UK political humour.  I am a huge Dave Barry fan.

And we have comic books, all kinds of comic books.  Graphic Novels, single issue, you name it, we have it.

We both read, constantly.  I always have a book with me.  And so does Simon.

Reading is, indeed, fundamental.

Oh.My.God.

I just unpacked the last three boxes.  Its really truly done.

Still a few things to rearrange, but I will do that tomorrow, since it is May Day Bank Holiday tomorrow and I am off work.

Once that is done I will take more pictures to show y’all.  So stay tuned!

So what are we doing with our three bedrooms?

Well, the Master Bedroom, is, of course, mine and Simon’s bedroom.

The middle, small bedroom is now the library.  I have even turned the single bed in there into a sort of couch, so come on over and pursue the shelves, grab a book and curl up!  There are even throws if your feet get cold!

And the third bedroom is for guests.  It also has bookshelves in it (as does the hallway), but I think it is still a cozy little place for a guest to spend the night.  Or for me to spend the night when I can’t sleep and don’t want to wake Simon with my tossing and turning.

So I am very satisfied with what we have here.  I think we’ll stay awhile, if the landlord is okay with that.  We’ll see in about 7 months!

Playing Games

I like games.  Puzzle games especially.  But I am also a big Feeding Frenzy fanatic.  We have it for the XBox 360.

What I like about it is that it starts slow and builds up in good stages.  First level is just you and the fish who can eat you.  Then they add additional predators and things to eat, until there is so much going on the screen you are dashing around like a maniac!  A lot of games ramp up too fast, but Feeding Frenzy is just perfect.

But mostly what I play are puzzle games.  Picross for the DS is my favorite, hands down.  I play it over and over, trying to beat my times on each puzzle.  I also play Denki Blocks for the Game Boy Advance, which can be played on the DS.

And I have recently purchased Crush for the PSP.  Also a lot of fun but HARD!

And in case you’re wondering, Simon and I own: a PS2, an Xbox, an Xbox 360, Two Nientendo DSes and a PSP.

Yes, we are geeks, thanks for asking.

Longest Nap Ever

I was feeling ill today, but I went to work because we had a very important Staff Meeting to announce that we were moving our office.  But I left at 12:30p.  And fell asleep at about 1:30.  And woke up a bit after 5, only because Simon came in to make sure I was okay!  Longest.Nap.Ever.

I do feel better, though.  Still rather sleepy, so it will be an early night, but not as sick as I was feeling this morning when I dragged my ass to work.

So, yeah, moving our office.  Next Friday.  Spending next week packing the office in between writing the minutes from the Board Meeting.  And all the other stuff I have to get done.  Should be a fun week.  Really. I mean it.

The good thing about the move is that we will finally be in our own space.  No more worries about what we talk about or being too loud.  So that’s a plus.

The bad thing about the move is that now we will be very far away from our reception staff and meeting rooms.

Admin team isn’t sure this is going to work.  We’ll have to wait and see.

I Have A Question for Spammers…

do you mean to tell me that nonsensical emails and comments on blogs *actually* works?  You mean to tell me that some people click and buy your Viagra or penis enlargement drug when you send them an email or post a comment in their blog?  I can see phishing working, but spam? Not so much.

This rant brought to you by the 10000000000000 spam emails I get at work every day (we are getting ready, *finally*, to install a spam filter) and the 5 – 10 spam comments I get on this blog every week.

Maybe I Am Not As Smart As I Think I Am…

So I am currently reading The Boomerang Clue (aka Why Didn’t They Ask Evens?) by Agatha Christie. It was written in 1933.

In the book, the main character gets offered a job in South America. For £1,000 a year. And he is stoked about it.

£1,000 a year was a good salary in 1930s Britain, obviously. So the part I don’t get is how, in 72 years, basically one generation, we can go from £1,000 a year being a good salary to £1,000 a month being not quite enough.

Simon says part of it is decmilization. And, of course, inflation. But I still don’t get it.

Its like I also don’t get exchange rates.  Theoretically, if something costs about £20 in Belfast, shouldn’t that same something, based on the approximate current exchange rate, cost $40 in the US?  But it doesn’t.  For example, a book I just found on both Amzon.com and Amazon.co.uk. .com is $7.99.  .co.uk? £6.99.

So maybe I am not as smart as I think I am…cuz I just.don’t.get.it.