Today while waiting for Simon at the front of Eason with Adam in the pram, I saw that Cadbury Cream Eggs were 2 for £0.85. I thought ‘ooh, I should grab two and take them up to him’ but then decided it would be too hard to manoeuvre the pram to the queue, which is why Adam and I wait for him at the front of the shop.

But what did he hand me after he got through the queue?

A Cadbury Cream Egg.

Yet more proof that Simon and I are perfect for each other.

Maybe I’ll even marry him.

Oh. Wait…