A Very Long Time Ago

there was an ad on TV.  Two women were approaching a grocery store and one of them exclaims “Oh look, bologna is on sale!” and there was a close up of one of those huge supermarket signs they hang on the window and it said “bologna $15.00 lb”.

I don’t remember what the actual ad was for, but obviously that bit stuck with me.  I think because I thought it was patently ridiculous, even at the young age I was then, that bologna would ever be that expensive.

I can’t seem to find a current price for bologna online (and its not something you can get here in the UK, apparently) but I doubt it is $15.00 lb.  But I no longer think the future possibility is quite so ridiculous.

I have friends all over the world, thanks to the Internet.  And all over the world my friend’s banks are going belly up.  Iceland, Luxemburg, United States, the same story is happening over and over again.

And what are we learning?  That the CEOs of these banks didn’t make $480m a year plus stock options, but $60m a year plus $250m in stock options.  Are you friggin’ kidding me?!?!?!

Everyone says that the ’80s was a greed decade.  I think we just surpassed that.

And personally, I am eternally grateful that Simon and I do not have a mortgage.  Or, really, any significant debt.  So we’ll be fine.

But I am worried about the rest of the world.

So, As I Mentioned

I was out shopping on Saturday.  And OMG the bad customer service…

Item 1 – I popped into Carlton Cards to buy some wrap for some gifts we are giving at work.  I pick out what I need, go up to the counter, where there are two women putting up Halloween items.  I stand there.  I look one woman in the eye, raising my eyebrow.  She turns her back on me.  The other woman finally turns around, says ‘oh’ and says to a woman I didn’t see, sitting on the floor ‘are you on register?’  Why the first woman didn’t tell the woman on the floor that I was there, I don’t know.

Then I am in Primark, doing my usual ‘oh look, bras and pants for £4 a set!  Buy buy buy’ and I get up the cash wrap to pay.  The woman working at the till next to the one I am at is *screaming* over at her co-worker about a dress and did they have it in her size.  When they didn’t she then said “Dammit.  I’m gonna kill you!”

So Bad Customer Service All Around.

So, Am I Psychic?

Last night I had a dream that there was a hole in the side of the milk we just received in our grocery order.  It was a slightly strange dream (who dreams about milk?!?) not just because of the milk but because I couldn’t seem to get Simon to understand why there was no milk in the jug, even though there was this HUGE hole in it.

This morning?  The actual milk in our fridge was sitting in a puddle of milk.

I don’t actually see a hole in the jug, certainly not the great gaping hole I dreamt about, but it certainly seems to be leaking!  Its sitting on a plate now.

So, am I psychic or did I notice something odd when it went into the fridge yesterday and it took sleeping to process it?

I am voting for psychic.

Our Trip – 13th September 2008 and 14th September 2008

So the next day was very lazy.  Lunch in the village, naps.  Time by the pool.  Just a very lazy day with not much happening.

That night there was another wedding having their reception at the restaurant of the villa, so we ordered masses of pizza and ate on the veranda.  It was fun.  And full of wine!

On Sunday we all packed up and headed home.  Simon and I have an uneventful trip back, with the exception of the delay from Gatwick to Belfast.  I think we arrived home about 12:30 or 1am.  Not fun!

As I’ve said before, immigration always causes me stress, since I have to carry two passports (my visa is in my old one and doesn’t need to be moved).  But I always approach the desk with both passports open to the right page.  On Sunday, the immigration official was impressed with my organisation!

So safely home.  Back to work today.  Back to regular life.

Now if I could just get back to Tuscany.  Like today…

Our Trip – 12th September 2008 – The Wedding Day!!!

On Friday I once again woke up at OMG!Early!  So I got to spend some more time with baby Bela and his mum and dad.

In Italy you have to be married in a civil ceremony before you get married any other way.  Anna and Jeremy had asked that only the family come to that part, so the 10 of us who were family piled into cars to go to the Civic Building in Carmignano.  We were a bit early, so we took some pictures.  Anna was wearing a very pretty red dress and Jeremy suit pants but no jacket.  The rest of us were neat, but hardly dressed up.

Anna’s wedding planner met us there, as she was also acting as translator, although Anna did live in Italy for about 7 years and still speaks fairly fluent Italian.  The registrar (or whatever they call her there!) arrived and we all gathered for the ceremony.

The location of the ceremony was a bit odd, as it was in the entrance hall of the building, so people kept wandering through, including a police officer with his gun and several men in those reflective vests!  It was a bit like witnessing a wedding in a bus station.

After about 20 minutes of various legal stuff, Anna and Jeremy were officially Husband and Wife!

We then got stuck waiting for about 20 minutes as two trucks had pulled into the little car park in front of the civil building, blocking us in, and no one could find the drivers!  We finally left to head back to the Villa to have lunch and start getting ready for the rest of the wedding, which was to start at 4:30.

We once again piled food on the picnic tables on the veranda and dug in.  Then headed up to shower and change for the wedding.

Problem.  No running water in the villa! None! Not a drop!  Uh oh…

Carol, one of Anna’s bridesmaids, is Italian, so she went to try to find out what the situation was with the water.  It turned out that there were road works below the Villa and that the Villa didn’t have a big enough water tank, so the tank had been drained with the Villa being full of guests.  Maybe we’d have water by 4.  With the wedding set to start at 4:30.

Carol and Simon went to the kitchen and acquired a case of bottled water, so we could all at least sponge off and so that the bridesmaids could get their hair washed.  Our bottle was full of fizzy water, which was slightly strange to wash with, and Simon said was *very* strange to shave with!

As I was getting dressed, Anna knocked on our door and asked me to run over to her parent’s room to get some of her make up.  I threw on my dress and dashed over there.  As I was coming back, guests were beginning to arrive, with my make up half done and no jewelery on, I sort of waved as I dashed back upstairs!

Just as I put on the finishing touches, Woosh! Water.  At 4:05.  Simon stripped off the bits of his suit he had already put on and dashed to take a shower.

We finished getting dressed and headed down to say hello to everyone.  About 50 people made the trip to Tuscany for Anna and Jeremy, which I thought was very nice.

At 4:30ish, Anna’s bridesmaids appeared, followed by Anna and Tom, her father.  She was gorgeous in an ivory coloured strapless fishtail dress with lots of tulle, her hair pinned up with curls escaping.

The ceremony was pretty much a repeat of the one that morning, with the addition of two readings by Jeremy’s sisters, Dakota and Jessica, and this poem read by Simon and me:

BELIEVE ME, IF ALL THOSE ENDEARING YOUNG CHARMS

Author: Thomas Moore

Believe me, if all those endearing young charms,
Which I gaze on so fondly to-day
Were to change by to-morrow, and fleet in my arms,
Like fairy-gifts fading away,
Thou wouldst still be adored, as this moment thou art,
Let thy loveliness fade as it will,
And around the dear ruin each wish of my heart
Would entwine itself verdantly still.

It is not while beauty and youth are thine own,
And thy cheeks unprofaned by a tear,
That the fervor and faith of a soul can be known,
To which time will but make thee more dear;
No, the heart that has truly loved never forgets,
But as truly loves on to the close,
As the sun-flower turns on her god, when he sets,
The same look which she turned when he rose.

I found out later that it is actually a very old song, Scottish maybe, which a friend of Tom and Grace’s sang to me at the reception!  I read the first stanza and Simon the second.  Anna and Jeremy’s theme was sunflowers, so it was very appropriate!

After that Anna and Jeremy were married and we headed to party!

We started the party out by the pool with champagne and nibbles.  Then we all headed over to the tables set up on the veranda and the speeches began.  Tom, as always, made a wonderful speach, then Jeremy, then Chris then Helen.  And then we began eating: –

First course – antipasto by the pool

Second course – risotto with courgette

Third course – pasta with boar (you read that right, boar.  Wild boar, in fact.  Jeremy claimed he had hunted it down the day before)

Fourth course – Sea bass

Fifth course – Lemon sherbet mixed with champagne

Sixth course – beef with mozzarella

All served with red and white wine, which they produce and bottle at their own winery on site.

During dinner, as a thank you for doing the reading, Anna and Jeremy presented us with this. In black.  It is waaaaaaaaaay cool!  We shot a bit of video and I’ll try to get it up on YouTube in the next few days!

We then moved back to the pool for more champagne, wedding cake and dancing.  Jeremy and Anna kicked us off with their dance to ‘Wonderful World.’  They took lessons and everything!  Here is You Tube version of it, but you have to kinda turn your head!

After that, Anna danced with Tom and Jeremy with his mom.  And the bridesmaids and groomsmen danced.  Then we all rocked out!

The dancing ended about midnight, since it was outside there were noise ordinances to consider!

After that, we wished them well again and fell into bed!

Tomorrow – 13th September 2008 A day to recover!!!

Our Trip – 11th Sept 2008, A day in the lap of luxury…

Let me start this post with the note that it never occurred to me that it was 911 on this day.  I don’t think anyone mentioned it once, although there were plenty of Americans (Jeremy is half American, half British) at the wedding.  In some ways I think this is a good thing, a sign of healing.

On to the story…

Woke up at my usual OMG!Early time on Thursday despite the late night.  Snuck out of our room and headed to the veranda at the front of the Villa.  I had forgotten my journal, but had picked up a cheap notebook at Gatwick and wrote for awhile, then read.

I was joined in about an hour by Chris and Dominique and their son, Bela, who is four months old, so also gets up at OMG!Early.  We had a lovely chat and played with the baby.  After awhile they went down to the pool, but I thought it was too cold.

At 8:30 breakfast is served so I had a wonderful croissant and some excellent coffee, joined by many others over the course of the morning.  I then headed up stairs and put on my bathing suit, as the sun had risen and it had gotten very hot.

The rest of the day was spent by the pool, lazying about, swimming, layering on the sun block.  It was a wonderfully quiet day.

Jeremy, Simon, Paul and I think Chris then headed to town and picked up bread and cheese and salami and olives and other wonderful things for lunch.  We piled it all on one of the picnic tables and dug in!

Jeremy’s dad, mom and one of his sisters arrived and we all socialized and started drinking some wine, again down by the pool.  It was at some point during the day that I realized that our camera was not working correctly.  We finally came to the conclusion that there was just too much sun and no way to change the shutter speed or aperture on the cheap thing we own, so we gave up!!

That night we were joined for dinner by about 10 more people, for a total of about 25 people at dinner.  Another long lovely meal and off to bed.

Tomorrow – 12th September The Wedding Day!!!

Our Trip – 10th Sept 2008, Travel Day…

So we left for Tuscany OMG!Early on Wednesday 10th September 2008.  Our taxi picked us up at 6:30am!

We met up with Simon’s Parents at Belfast International Airport and all flew to London Gatwick.  We then had about 5 hours at Gatwick, which is a good thing because Simon’s mum has mobility issues and we didn’t need to rush, but also a bad thing as Easy Jet does not: –

A.) check bags through to your final destination, you have to collect them and re-check in; and

B.) Allow you to check in earlier than about 2 hours before your flight time.

So there we were in Gatwick, no chairs anywhere, all of our luggage with us (including my Mother in Law’s hat and her special ‘wedding’ stick!), for about 1.5 hours.  We did manage to find seats in the ‘Special Access’ area (its helpful at times to have a Mother In Law who needs a stick!).

We eventually were able to check in for the flight from Tuscany, and Simon and I left the ‘rents to find their own way and took off to find some lunch!

Gatwick actually has a fairly nice waiting area.  We had lunch in a little restaurant, a real sit down, waiter bring you food lunch!  It was rather good.  I had a club sandwich and Simon had a burger.

We then wandered a bit and did some shopping, including mosquito spray as Simon had received a text message from his sister when we got off the Belfast – London flight telling us we’d need it!  So we purchased some mosquito spray!

I have been in many airports over the years, both pre and post 911, and I must say, as I predicted 7 years ago, the security measures they have enacted since both that and the liquid bombs incident have worked themselves out fine.  At Belfast you could buy little plastic bags for liquids from vending machines for about £1, I think.  At Gatwick they give them away for free all through the airport.

Anyway, we eventually got on the flight to Pisa airport.  And then we were in Tuscany!

I am always a little nervous going through immigration any where other than the US.  My visa situation is a little complicated and requires my old and my new passport and blah blah blah.  So I was amazed when we went through immigration at Pisa.  First of all, all passengers together, no EU/non EU split.  Second of all, the woman took it, barely glanced at it and sent me on my way.  No questions.  Nothing.  I am, however, *very* disappointed that her stamp was running out of ink and you can barely read the damn thing! My first non-English visa and I can’t read it!!!

Anna met us at the Airport, which was very handy as the Villa was a bit hard to find.  We all piled into the car and off we went!

We stayed at Agriturismo La Borriana, along with all of the family, the wedding party and a few additional guests.  We took over the whole place for the 5 days we were there!

Simon and I were in the Gheppio room, which is Kestral in Italian.  All of the rooms, as you can see on the website, are named for birds or animals!

If you look here, our window was the very last one on the upper floor on the right.  We were on the corner and our view was right over the vineyards.

That first afternoon we spent sitting around the pool, drinking wine and getting caught up and meeting the people who were already there.  I am terrible at remembering who arrived when, but there were about 8 of us the first night for dinner!

I am not going to detail every meal we had, suffice it to say they were *all* excellent.  Many courses with much wine and talk and laughter.  And I will state here, for the record, I didn’t gain an ounce.  Must be the mountain air!!

After a very long dinner (we finished eating at about 11:30 or midnight!) we headed off to bed.

Tomorrow – 11th Sept 2008, A day in the lap of luxury…

Stage Two Complete…

Today I got my hair coloured.  I haven’t had this done in about 3 years.  Maybe 4.

My New Hair

Not the best picture of me ever, but if you look close at the top, you can see the red low lights.  And no more gray!

So, Stage One was a dress.  Complete.  Stage Two, my hair. Complete.

Stage Three is getting nails done, which is being done on the day before we leave for Tuscany, in the hopes I won’t chip them before the wedding 3 days later!  I am also, for the first time ever, getting my eyebrows waxed at the same time.  That should be interesting…